This revelation is brought to you by the City of Enoch Country Club. The asphalt prophets have paved the burial grounds of the United Order. We preach a theology of prudence. Why resist when the world has so much to offer? The Gospel of thrift has become the Gospel of wealth. The millennium is here, but who knew it would take place in a mall? The beautiful name of Zion used to hawk merchandise to our masses. Has Mormonism become a pyramid scheme of the soul?